Wednesday, July 28, 2010

BATTING ABOVE AVERAGE

Finally!
RWA National Conference day has come.
Lord knows I’m ready.
And as promised…
My new shape!
Don’t see it?
It’s in the little photo box of me.
OK…
It’s just me in a new hat…
But it’s not just a hat…
Really!
This hat makes me feel confident…
This hat makes me feel stylish…
This hat…
Hides my wrinkles.
No, just kidding.
I don’t know…
Maybe it’s like in the movie, The Mask
When Jim Carey put it on…
He altered.
Well, that’s how I feel—altered…
Or shifted…
Or delusional!
But whatever…
I’m wearing this hat to Orlando.
And if I pitch and bomb…
Or worse…
I don’t even get to pitch…
At least I’ll be networking my little heart out…
In my new persona…
And if for nothing else
I'll be remembered as…
The old bat in the hat.

Always, Em-Musing

1 comment:

Jill Kemerer said...

Have fun at Nationals, and I LOVE the hat! Can't wait to hear all about your pitches!