Wednesday, January 11, 2012

SUFFER THE FINGERS

NOTE: The following is not meant as an insult
Gdorit, shrill, tootlec,
Thisssis, Esmeo, lollgo, grovebec
Nowantee, cannomakmee,
Nonmi, Idontlikee. jekli,wooils,
qonhy, lezhy,toomany, wordeees
Pleeky, vdlgi, skgill, leesig
Cjfcku, inmxs, bropl, swipet,
Treiminii, cockoboodle, titysilly,
What’s that, you ask?
You can’t make out what I wrote?
Well, neither can I.
You see, it’s too early in the morning…
My eyes can’t focus…
And my fingers struggle to write…
My blog?
My W.I.P?
No!
All the  Word Verifications…
On other’s blogs.
Is it a security issue?
It couldn’t be…
Because agent blogs don’t have them…
And many author and writer blogs don’t have them.
Plus, don’t spam filters catch weird comments?
I know it makes a blog seem more…well…
I don’t know what it makes seem.
But because I blog and comment very early in the morning…
My brain and fingers…
Just can’t, or don’t want to, type these not-word words.
(ah yes, it's all about me!)
Plus, it takes up valuable time.
So?
If there really is a good reason why…
Word verifications are necessary…
Please tell me…
I don’t want to be a smart aleck, offend anyone…
Or criticize another’s blogs
(well, I think that tortilla has already flipped)
But am I the only one who struggles…
With Word Verifications?
And what exactly do these words verify?

Always, Em-Musing




3 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Amen to that! I've never used it and only get spammed about once a year.

Isis Rushdan said...

I detest them. They suck up so much time. Some say it takes less than a minute, but when you're trying to hit 30+ blogs, that's 30 minutes of your time eaten up by the nasty word verification ... arggh.

Samantha VĂ©rant said...

And a second Amen! I HATE word verifications. Great first paragraph, too. LOL