Thursday, May 31, 2012

FINGER ME, PLEASE!

Recently, I’ve posted about Shay
The author in my writer group, MVRWA...
Who writes erotica.
(actually there are three)
Well, a few weeks ago, while in the States…
I went to Panera Prison.
(a weekly gathering of writers)
After the usual “hi, how are ya’s”…
And begging for help on a submission...
I squealed, “Shay! Finger me!”
(sorry to the patrons who might have misconstrued)
But you see, Shay has a powerful finger…
That when she shakes it, it makes you do things…
You might not want do….
Like sitting your arse down and working hard...
To meet your goals.
And I need that kind of domination…
Especially here in Akumal…
Where I’ve not yet connected with other writers.
(or fingers)
Well, Shay fingered me that day...
But she also called Jenna
Another writer from MVRWA …
Who found an illustration of and then sent me…
The finger!
Finger Clip Art
At first I didn't get what it was...
And I thought eewww!
This guy’s manhood is so ugly…
Someone please give him some underpants.
But then I got it...
And now I'm going to get it.
I'm going to print and cut out that finger...
And paste it by my computer...
So whenever I need a visual thump on the noggin...
To work harder, Harder, HARDER...
I'll look at that finger...
And say, "Thanks Shay, you dominatrix you."
So?
Do you use tricks, methods, music, or mindsets...
To work hard to meet your goals?

Always, Em-Musing

13 comments:

Matthew MacNish said...

Hah! LOL.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Funny!
I just committed to BuMo, so that will motivate me to write.

DL Hammons said...

I have this cap I wear (backwards) when I write, and it just sits on the back of my desk chair when I'm not writing. Just seeing that hat there, collecting dust, motivates me to put it on and write!

I like the finger though!! :)

Jenna Rutland said...

Em, so happy to pass the finger on to you! Miss you!!

Barbara Watson said...

Love it!

When a story idea arrives, I just write. It's brewing up the story idea that takes the effort for me.

Stephen Tremp said...

I have a stick man comic of a muse holding a gun to the writers head and yelling, "Write the %##*@&^#% story!"

Carol Kilgore said...

Love this story :) Whatever works!

I have JUST WRITE THE DAMN THING taped to the bottom of my monitor.

farawayeyes said...

Music always music. that can be dangerous in the car.

Anne Gallagher said...

Gosh, I got nothing. WEll, maybe a date, if I decide to give the ms. one. Like, "I want to get this done by fill-in-the-blank-date" then I might put a little pressure on myself.

But now, I'm just kind of going with the flow, waiting to pack and move.

Crazy Mama said...

Where is panera prison?

Crazy Mama said...

I'm honored you visited my blog and invite you to please try again to follow. I did't know if you'd return so I wanted to answer and comment on your comment. Many of my guilty mommys are the result of having 7 children, the oldest being 32. So I know exactly how guilty they can make you feel. You're right..seems to escalate with age, but hopefully I've plateaued. I understood you're in a writers group, but wondered why its called Panera Prison. Panera is a restaurant here that makes the best wild berry smoothies ever. And prison isn't. So you're under contract? For a book?

Elana Johnson said...

Glad you found some motivation--in whatever form. Ha!

Shay Lacy said...

Leigh: I have my finger matched up to yours on the screen. Write, damn it. I have my paper finger standing on my desk. If I falter, it points at me.