Thursday, July 19, 2012

YOU'VE GOT MAL

My email inbox…
Normally it’s friends, family, some spam.
Then the other day, 30 emails…
Telling me how to lose weight…
And 5 emails entitled, ‘ejaculation trainer'.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Really? That deed needs training?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And then…
A few hours later…
My computer was acting weird…
So I checked and sure enough…
A TROJAN!
Coincidence?
I think not.
Thank heavens for Microsoft Security Essentials…
After a full scan...
They captured that horsey and got rid of it…
Now, that’s the kind of protection I’m talking about.
I also have Carbonite…
I know, I know…
I sound like a commercial…
But if your computer stores your writing…
And the worse happens…
DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY!
Yeah, you know what I mean.
So?
Be on the look out for this malware...
And...
You do use protection, right?

Always, Em-Musing
P.S. And no, I did not open 'ejaculation trainer' email

12 comments:

Anne Gallagher said...

That's funny. Well, not, but I get "penis enhancement" all the time in my spam. I mean, can they not see I'm a girl?

Barbara Watson said...

For me it usually comes down to this: Is this the best way people can think of to use their time? Because I could sure give them some better ideas.

Misha Gericke said...

I use McAffee. Expensive, but really good. My business e-mail hardly ever gets any spam in my inbox. My gmail account does, but usually nothing I need to worry about. :-D

Hart Johnson said...

What, you don't need your penis enlarged? *cough* I have finally invested in decent malware and antivirus and I STILL have been having some annoyances recently. Thankfully, for my work, I store onto an external harddrive. I also email to myself with some regularity.

Gossip_Grl said...

I get some rather crazy things also. And on the rare event that something should try to invade, it will set my virus scanner crazy... flashing lights, pop up warnings etc... :)

Lynn Proctor said...

haha that is hilarious :)

Michael Offutt, Tebow Cult Initiate said...

Microsoft Security Essentials is awesome. No better one out there that's free.

M Pax said...

I'm very well protected. I love AVG internet security. No malware or viruses in 4 years.

Lydia Kang said...

This post made me blush. And laugh. A lot.

DL Hammons said...

I'm restraining myself for this particular post. I didn't want to comment too soon! :)

Shay Lacy said...

Hilarious, Em! But DH got hacked today from the Middle East, so a lot to think about.

Donna Hole said...

LOL. My troll from Ireland is sounding so nice compared to this.

......dhole