Monday, October 8, 2012

Q SPOT



Oooooo!
MMmmmmm!
Oh, yeah!
Deeper…..
Uh huh!
Oh, yeah, don’t stop….
It feels sooooooo good!
Yes! That’s the spot!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What can I say?
A girl needs time alone…
With her Q-tip.
What’s that?
Oh, ha ha…
No, I wasn’t talking about ‘that’…
I’m talking about scratching an itch…
In my ear…
By wiggling around a Q-tip until…
NIRVANA!
So?
How do you scratch your itches?
Or…
How do you find nirvana?

Always, Em-Musing 
(see Friday's post for reference)

11 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I'm probably safer NOT saying!

Peaches Ledwidge said...

Phew! I was thinking you were drinking... (lol).

I know the feeling.

A good way to hear better. You think?

Jessica Bell said...

Hehehe :-)

Gossip_Grl said...

Ha Ha Loved It!

L. Diane Wolfe said...

That's like the first thing I grab when I get out of the shower.

Carol Kilgore said...

LOL - this is great!
Does anyone not use a Q-tip?

Jennifer Shirk said...

The Q spot! Love it!

The Desert Rocks said...

It's like when you finally get off the crowded freeway and find a filthy bathroom for a pee. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :)

Shay Lacy said...

Oh my. LOL. No, I don't Q-tip.

Jayne Kingston said...

Oh yeah, baby. I can totally relate!

Deniz Bevan said...

H ha! That was fun. So satisfying to scratch an itch!