Monday, July 22, 2013

MAL-BEWARE

I’m tired of playing…
Whack a pop up on my computer screen.
I need to be a widget…
A gadget…
Or something small enough…
To slip into my computer…
So I can turn into…
Super Computer Warrior!
Technologically advanced looking female superhero in a cyber environment. - stock vector
To defend my Computer Universe!
That way…
When ‘Evil’, in all it’s software disguises…
Invades my personal files…
I can go on the attack!
KAPOWEE!!!!
Take that, you malicious malware!!!
I’ll track you down you Trojan bastard!!!
Worm? Ha! I’ll ‘whack a worm’ ya!
Virus? You’re virtually out of here!!!
And really?
Wouldn’t that be more fun?
Than playing Candy Crush Saga?
Just think…
You could choose or design…
An action hero figure of yourself?
Then when your computer is compromised…
Your computer hero self…
Goes into action.
Your computer screen would become inner active…
You would choose a virtual weapon of your choice…


Then you’d track down all invaders and…
KAPOWEE!!!!
Beat the virtual shit out of them!
And you could even have special glasses…

That would make you think you were in your computer!
What’d ya think?
Would you like to be a... 
Super Computer Warrior!
Who or what would you be?

Always, Em-Musing













10 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I think you need to patent and design that software, Leigh!

L. Diane Wolfe said...

I want a two-handed broadsword for my character.

Jennifer Shirk said...

Ha! Yes, I can be your sidekick. :)

Adam said...

I wish I could virtually strike down all computer threats. Instead of relying on Norton to fight my battles.

A Beer For The Shower said...

I don't know if it's so much I need superpowers as I need a digital condom. Those Internet STDs really love to attack from every angle, and my anti-virus can only do so much au-naturale.

Michael Offutt, Kaiju Smack Down Artist said...

That's what you get for looking at all that porn. Sheesh.

Lydia Kang said...

I'm not a warrior, just a pawn. ;)

The Desert Rocks said...

Mighty Mouse! I'd love a wireless mouse--hubs has one for his lap top--why must I suffer with all these cords?

Vanessa Morgan said...

Luckily I've never had any of these on my computer.

farawayeyes said...

sounds good to me, but I would miss my 4AM Candy Crush fix. Maybe I could fight the computer badies in my sleep.