Wednesday, March 2, 2011

MASTERED MIND

Is it just because I’m a writer…
And my head is full of plots and characters…  
That causes my mind to forget things…
Like bringing my cell phone with me when I leave my apartment?
Well…
If I were drum roll pleaseMaster of all Technology
I could make technological things for my perfect world…
And in my perfect world I'd have a cellular head...
That way, I would never forget  my cell phone…
Because obviously I  could never forget my head….
And this cellular head would work like this…
I’d have a special pillow to sleep on
That would charge my head-phone” at night.
All calls would come through with a tone in my ear…
I’d yank my earlobe and—Voila!
Now I'm talking.
Or better yet…
What if I could “think” my call?
And while I’m Master of Technology…
I’ll take my technology fantasy a bit farther…
What if every time I thought I was forgetting things…
All I’d have to do is go to my local  electronic store
And buy more gigs of memory
Download it into a port in my head and—Voila!
And continuing on with my technology fantasy…
While my head has now evolved...
To an enlightened electronic state of mind
Going to college would only take a few minutes
All I'd have to do is go to my college of choice
Pay for whatever classes I need or want…
Then download the info into that port in my brain andVoila!
Instant knowledge, instant degree.
See how life would be much easier if I were drum roll please
Master of Technology?
So? If you were Master of Technology in your world…
What kind of fun things would you do?

Always, Em-Musing

5 comments:

Anne Gallagher said...

There's a new movie coming out starring Bradley Cooper that is totally this concept. I have no idea what it's called but I saw the previews for it last night.

Em-Musing said...

Hmm? I'll have to Google it, and even who Bradley Cooper is. Now you got me curious. Wish my brain could Google it.

Tana Adams said...

You and me both. I don't think I'll be a master of technology anytime soon in this lifetime.

Michael Offutt said...

I think everyone wishes that they could improve in some way.

Linda N.J. Szymanski said...

I love the idea, but.... you left out one thing- you'd have to be sure that your "thought-thinking" mode did not EVER cross with your "What I'm Saying" mode! OMG- you'd be in trouble... at least I'd be in trouble with my Master Mind! Because what comes out of my mouth is not always what's going on in my head! HA!