Thursday, August 2, 2012

JUNK IN THE TRUNK

Are you watching the Olympics?
I am…
But because I’ve had guests for more than a week…
It seems the only sport I seem to catch…
Is men’s diving.
As a writer…
You and I know that details...
Are essential for all good stories...
So...
It's not my fault that I wonder about these details:
Do the men divers shave or wax their body hair?
Where does the hair removal stop?
How skimpier can the men diver's bathing suits get?
Why can’t all the athletes wear skimpy suits?
Why am I focused on the diver’s packages…
To see which country scores the biggest?
See what  mean? Details!
Well...
My guests are gone now…
Back to normal life…
And different Olympic competitions...
And more exciting details.
So?
If you are watching the Olympics…
What details are you noticing?

Always, Em-Musing

9 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

And why do we have to see the trunks almost falling off as they get out of the pool?
More women's beach volleyball please.

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Barbara Watson said...

Amusing. As always. :-)

Matthew MacNish said...

What Alex said.

paula contreras said...

Enjoy your post, and you are right, my husband was commenting on the womens volleyball suits as well. No wonder the guys want more volleyball. LOL

Michael Offutt, Tebow Cult Initiate said...

I think all male competitions should be in the nude like the old greek olympics. Give a gay guy like me some eye candy.

Stephen Tremp said...

I second Alex's notion. More women's beach volleyball for me!

Lydia Kang said...

LOL! It's true, so much eye candy in the Olympics!

Shay Lacy said...

I caught the women's volleyball today. OMG! Those bikinis are tiny. I feared a wardrobe malfunction.