SCOR!!!

If it crawls…

It dies!

That’s my motto for anything I see on my floor.

I knew when I moved into a jungle setting…

That critters of all types would be around…

But even after hiring a professional exterminator…

Some varmints prefer the odds of living with the Loca Gringa!

You’d think word would get out in jungleland that…

I kill scorpions with a butcher knife.

Bwah hah hah!

Like the big black one I saw this morning…

That was sashaying down my hallway… 

Did it have no respect?

And I’ll admit…

I thought about sweeping it outside…

But feared that I’d miss, and the six-inch-long

beast would run and hide somewhere in my house.

So…

Dun, dun, dunnnnnn….

I ran, got the butcher knife and…

WHACK!

Trust me, I never miss a kill.

And if you ask me…

Scorpions are either stupid or blind...

Because unlike the spiders…

Who see me coming and scurry away.

Scorpions just sit there until…

Dun, dun dunnnnnn…

WHACK!

Bwah ha ha!

So?

Are you a great hunter of beasts that enter in your house?

And what kind of beasts?

 

Always, 

Em-Musing