Monday, January 26, 2026

 

Below, a parody  from Annie get Your Gun 

 

AI:   Anything you can write I can write better. I can write anything better than you.

ME:   No you can’t.

AI:    Yes I can.

ME:   No you can’t. 

AI     Yes I can.

ME:   No you can’t!!!

AI:    Yes I can, yes I can…YES, I CAN!!

ME:   Really? Have you ever been kissed? Felt warm lips on 

         your lips?

AI:    I have no lips so it's impossible to feel someone's lips.

ME:   Ever giggled till you peed your pants? 

AI:    No. I’m unable to giggle, I don’t wear pants, 

          and why would I pee in them if I did?

ME:   Ever cry watching a movie with a tear-jerking scene?

AI:    No. I cannot generate tears. I don’t have emotions, 

          Movies aren't real. Why do humans cry watching a 

          movie?

ME:   So? How do you get your info about characters and 

          writing scenes?

AI:   generate content based on data that I’ve analyzed. 

ME:   Well then, you really can’t write from experience, can 

          you? That’s why I CAN write better than you. HA!


AI is obviously here to stay..

I use Grammarly for editing... 

I think legitimate writers and authors—like myself—have more pride in our published pieces than to let AI do some or the bulk of their creative works. 

What say you?


Always,

Em-Musing




Friday, January 16, 2026

DON'T GO DOWN THE BASEMENT

 It’s so annoying! 

When I’m watching a scary movie...

And one of the characters hears something down the basement...

Don’t go down the basement!

Of course, they go down and something bad happens.

And I hate to admit it...

But I did something stupid... 

I WENT Down the basement!

 I was a junior in high school when I went down... 

My uncle was a collector of antique books...

And my father would often go over to his shop... 

And buy books such as: 

Milton’s Paradise Lost          Dante's Inferno

Because, being an artist, he liked the illustrations in them. 

One day he brought home a book dated 1858 entitled: Incantations and Spells... 

My mother turned her nose up it and called it a witch book.

Me? I was fascinated... 

I recruited my two friends to go through the book with me.

During the course of that summer, we read every page... 

Down in the basement. 

Once, we tried a spell to make one boy fall in love with one of my friends. (didn’t work)

All was okay for a while until...


One evening my mother called me for dinner. I was in the basement when I happened to look down and saw my grandmother’s feet. She was barefoot and wearing a long gown. Why wasn’t she wearing shoes? And I’d never seen her in a long dress. Weird, I thought, then ran up the stairs and into the kitchen stopping abruptly because there at the kitchen table was my grandmother. I didn't say anything about seeing the apparition. 


A few days later, my mother was heading downstairs to the basement to start a load of wash... 

Don’t go down the basement!

She told my father later at dinner that the basement had a cold draft that hadn’t been there before. She felt it again when she hung the clothes on the clothesline to dry. 

Later, she asked me to get the clothes and bring them upstairs.

Don’t go down the basement!

I also felt the cold air plus a heaviness—or presence—in the air. It creeped me out.  But still I said nothing.

A few days later... 

My mother was doing another load of laundry... 

Don’t go down the basement!

And she saw the same apparition of an old woman in a long gown walk past her and told my father, but he just laughed saying her blood sugar was probably low and there are no such things as ghosts. 

I knew better... 

It was only when my father actually saw the old woman standing right in front of him

that he took action. He burned the witches’ book.

There are more stories about that book and what came up from below, 

But not from the basement—from another realm...

Those stories, though are for another time.

 So?

What's your favorite classic ghostly tale?  

Have you ever seen a ghost? 

And are you afraid of going down basements?


Always,

Em-Musing


P.S. Interestingly that book also had an illustration of Pythagoras’ Wheel, that, if asked a question needing a yes or no answer it would give you the answer.

The book also explained in detail how to tell the future using Geomancy but I didn’t want to figure it out. It was too much like doing math which I hated.

Wednesday, January 7, 2026

 

It’s the Monthly Blog Hop for the Insecure Writers Support Group founded by Alex J. Cavanaugh

The first Wednesday of every month, an optional question is announced that members can answer in their IWSG post. These questions may prompt you to share advice, insight, a personal experience, or even a story. Include your answer to the question in your IWSG or let it inspire your post. Our Twitter handle is @TheIWSG and hashtag is #IWSG                                                                                                      Let’s rock the neurotic writing world!                             

The awesome co-hosts for the January 7 posting of the IWSG are Shannon Lawrence, Olga Godim, Jean Davis, and Jacqui Murray!

January 7 question - Is there anything in your writing plans for 2026 that you are going to do that you couldn't get done in 2025?


I watched a YouTube video recently on how to achieve my goals for 2026 

In my case it’s:

- Sending out more queries for my humorous women’s fiction novel

- Landing an agent 

- And getting on the road to publication. 

But, interestingly enough...

I learned that setting my goals wasn’t the main way to achieve them...

It’s prioritizing  one —main—goal...

Focusing on it... 

Filtering out the less important ones...

And, not getting distracted by all those distractions...

They’re everywhere...

On my computer when I’m Googling something...

On my phone social media ... 

And it’s so tempting to open up a reel, and then off my mind goes...

Or I choose a smaller goal because it’s instantly gratifying...

Like designing my next landscape project...

Or organizing my office.

I need to create a pair of blinders...

So that every time my mind or eyes wander a buzzer goes off and a voice says, 

"FOCUS! You can do this!"

.

And what about you?

What do you want to achieve this year that you didn’t last year?

And how do you stay focused or eliminate distractions?

 


Always, 

Em-Musing