Showing posts with label humorous women's fiction writer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humorous women's fiction writer. Show all posts

Monday, January 26, 2026

 

Below, a parody  from Annie get Your Gun 

 

AI:   Anything you can write I can write better. I can write anything better than you.

ME:   No you can’t.

AI:    Yes I can.

ME:   No you can’t. 

AI     Yes I can.

ME:   No you can’t!!!

AI:    Yes I can, yes I can…YES, I CAN!!

ME:   Really? Have you ever been kissed? Felt warm lips on 

         your lips?

AI:    I have no lips so it's impossible to feel someone's lips.

ME:   Ever giggled till you peed your pants? 

AI:    No. I’m unable to giggle, I don’t wear pants, 

          and why would I pee in them if I did?

ME:   Ever cry watching a movie with a tear-jerking scene?

AI:    No. I cannot generate tears. I don’t have emotions. 

          Movies aren't real. Why do humans cry watching a 

          movie?

ME:   So? How do you get your info about characters and 

          writing scenes?

AI:   generate content based on data that I’ve analyzed. 

ME:   Well then, you really can’t write from experience, can 

          you? That’s why I CAN write better than you. HA!



Always,

Em-Musing




Wednesday, November 5, 2025

 

 

It’s the Monthly Blog Hop for the Insecure Writers Support Group founded by Alex J. Cavanaugh

The first Wednesday of every month, an optional question is announced that members can answer in their IWSG post. These questions may prompt you to share advice, insight, a personal experience, or even a story. Include your answer to the question in your IWSG or let it inspire your post if you are struggling with something to say. 
                                                         Let’s rock the neurotic writing world!

November 5 hosting of the IWSG are Jennifer Lane, Jenni Enzor,Renee Scattergood, Rebecca Douglass, Lynn Bradshaw, and Melissa Maygrove 

November 5 question - When you began writing, what did you imagine your life as a writer would be like? Were you right, or has this experience presented you with some surprises along the way?


Growing up in a family of artists and storytellers

I began writing poetry at the age of ten

Then, as a teen I began writing short stories. 

Looking back

I think that’s when my muse came into being 

Because ideas came to me out of nowhere

Flying into my head faster than I could write them down

And I’d write, and write, and write, and write.

As a career, I became a copywriter

For radio, TV, and video

And I loved every minute of that kind of creative writing 

Yet I still didn't see it as a "writing life" 

Only a job.

And then one day my muse returned with a passion

And within a year I had written a novel.

Though it took a while

 (okay, longer than a while)

I did publish it.

So, to answer today’s question

I never fantasized my life as a writer 

But after a took a cruise of the Caribbean

I began daydreaming about being a published  author writing every day by the Caribbean. 


Now, decades later, I am living on the Caribbean in Mexico.  

Okay...I actually  live a mile away in the jungle, but it's close enough.


And you?

How did you imagine your life as a writer?

 

Always, 

Em-Musing

Wednesday, October 1, 2025

LAND OF ENCHANTMENT

 

It’s the Monthly Blog Hop for the Insecure Writers Support Group founded by Alex J. Cavanaugh

The first Wednesday of every month, an optional question is announced that members can answer in their IWSG post. These questions may prompt you to share advice, insight, a personal experience, or even a story. Include your answer to the question in your IWSG or let it inspire your post if you are struggling with something to say. Remember the question is optional.
                                    Let’s rock the neurotic writing world!


The awesome co-hosts for the October 1 posting of the IWSG are Beth Camp, Crystal Collier, and Cathrina Constantine!

                                    

October 1 question - What is the most favorite thing you have written, published or not? And why?



Bosque de Apache San Antonio, New Mexico.  Photographer: Vito L.Tanzi

I write a lot and I love everything I write...

But a favorite?

Hmm? Give me a sec...

OK, I guess it would have to be the novel I started a while back. 

The setting is San Antonio, New Mexico...

Near the Bosque de Apache National Wildlife Refuge...

That boasts 393 bird species, many migratory.

The idea for the story ...

Began when I traveled in an RV through this area years ago...

While I found Arizona’s landscapes more dramatic to the eye...

I felt something spiritual about the terrain in New Mexico...

Specifically the Rio Grande Valley...

Between the Chupadera Mountains to the west... 

And the San Pascual Mountains to the east. 

The novel starts off as a mystery... 

A woman’s sister goes missing in the Bosque de Apache... 

The other sister goes to find her then gets wrapped up in American Indian lore, 

Then along comes a shapeshifter, ghosts, Drug smugglers, tales of UFO’s, 

And why not—a romance.

I loved researching for this novel... 

And will finish it one day...

But now...

My other novels are beckoning.  

And you?

What’s the most favorite thing you’ve written?

 

Always,

Em-Musing


FACTOID:

The first Hilton Hotel was in San Antonio, New Mexico in the 1880’s. It wasn’t a hotel like we know them today, but rather a boarding house that rented ten rooms next to a train station.  


https://freshchileco.com/blogs/the-fresh-chile-company-podcast/enchanting-people-of-new-mexico-conrad-hilton


BOSQUE DE APACHE      https://www.fws.gov/refuge/bosque-del-apache/visit-us/activities/wildlife-watching           https://www.fws.gov/refuge/bosque-del-apache


Wednesday, September 3, 2025

  

 It’s the Monthly Blog Hop for the Insecure Writers Support Group founded by Alex J. Cavanaugh

The first Wednesday of every month, an optional question is announced that members can answer in their IWSG post. These questions may prompt you to share advice, insight, a personal experience, or even a story. Include your answer to the question in your IWSG or let it inspire your post if you are struggling with something to say. 
                                                        Let’s rock the neurotic writing world!

The awesome co-hosts for the September 3 posting of the IWSG are Kim Lajevardi,  Natalie Aguirre, Nancy Gideon, and Diedre Knight!


September 3 question - What are your thoughts on using AI, such as GPChat, Raptor, and others with your writing? Would you use it for research, story bible, or creating outlines\beats?

 

AI is here to stay (obviously)

Have I used it?

Sure... 

For editing in Grammarly... 

And I thought when I did a Google Search I was using AI... 

Turns out:  

Google is not AI; it's a company that uses artificial intelligence extensively

Okay, that’s nice to know... 

But who cares if it’s not AI per se...

I’ll still use it for researching.... 

BUT... 

Then I found this gem...

Gemini — Goggle's AI assistant **

Where you experience the power of generative AI and get help with writing, planning, brainstorming, and more. 

You’re probably saying: Leigh…is your head so deep into your writing  that you’re not paying attention to all the newest of the new in AI?

Obviously so.

But getting back to me and writing using AI...

I would never use it for my creative writing...

My brain’s thoughts are all I need, thank you very much...

BUT...

Using AI for brainstorming and planning? 

Hmm? I'm gonna check it out.

BUT...

AI can never replace being with writer friends, or other friends...

Sipping a cup o'Joe or a glass of wine...

And storming our brains together. 

What about you?

How deep into AI are you?

And who do you brainstorm with?


Always,

Em-Musing


** The image above is from Share Google but is not actually a visual for Google Gemini

Wednesday, June 4, 2025

MANY. MANY YEARS AGO

 

It’s the Monthly Blog Hop for the Insecure Writers Support Group founded by Alex J. Cavanaugh

The first Wednesday of every month, an optional question is announced that members can answer in their IWSG post. These questions may prompt you to share advice, insight, a personal experience, or even a story. Include your answer to the question in your IWSG post. Remember, the question optional. Our Twitter handle is @TheIWSG and hashtag is #IWSG.

                                   Let’s rock the neurotic writing world!

The awesome co-hosts for the June 4 posting of the IWSG are PJ Colando, Pat Garcia, Kim Lajevardi, Melisa Maygrove, and Jean Davis!

JUNE 4 QUESTION — What were some books that impacted you as a child or a young adult?


It was many and many a year ago

In a kingdom by the sea

That a maiden there lived 

Whom you may know

As the writer Caron Leigh 

Obviously this ditty is Ã  la Poe's poem, Annabel Lee ...

And the maiden of course is me, Leigh Caron.

My kingdom as a kid was Long Island...

And the sea? The Atlantic. 



Back then, my mother was an avid reader...

Our living room boasted two large built-in bookcases...

Filled with "illustrated" editions of the ‘classics’...

Dickens, Hawthorn, Homer, Chaucer, Tolstoy and more.

The illustrations in Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein creeped me out. 

But it was Poe’s poems and stories that grabbed my fascination... 

And I started writing poetry at the age of 10.

Below is my first poem. aged 10 

 

            

THE NIGHTMARE OF THE OLD WINDMILL 

 

Through a field and o’er a hill,

There I found an old windmill.

 

Deserted of course, I went inside,

Thirty feet long and twenty feet wide.

 

Would make a good hideout, don't you think?

A candle for light and a basin for a sink?

 

Out of the mill and down the hill,

Through the field I race.

Into the house and into my room,

With such a goodly pace.

 

To tell my pets, to tell my dolls,

On my bedroom shelf,

 

To tell my friends, Maggie and Joe,

And of course to tell myself.

 

Through the field and up the hill,

And into the old windmill,

 

There I find in the window

A head upon the sill.

 

It's coming closer and closer to me,

Above the head my mother I see.

 

Out of the mill and down the hill

Through the field I fall.

 

Now I hear the breakfast call.

 

The morning sun fell on my bed,

When I think of the dream, I dread.

 

Through the field and over the hill,

The nightmare of the old windmill.

 

My sister Christine was a sophomore in high school then... 

And she entered it in a school contest under her name...

My mother, bless her heart, was complicit... 

She added punctuation and corrected spelling errors. 

My first reaction was to be mad at my sister for stealing it...

But hey! It won first place!

And that's when I knew... 

I wanted to be a writer when I grew up.

So?

What books impacted you as a child or young adult?


Always, 

Em-Musing

Wednesday, April 9, 2025

WRITER INTERUPTUS


If you’re a writer

There’s a condition that only writers get

Every writer! 

No matter where you live

No matter who you are

Every writer gets this condition

Including me. 

For years I’ve tried to get rid of it

But no luck

It’s called

WRITER INTERUPTUS.

I know you know what I’m talking about

You sit down to write when:

The phone rings, your pet wants to eat or needs to go out,

You have errands to do, another episode of Netlix beckons, taking a nap sounds like heaven, your stomach growls, you're staving, (there’s only so many bowls of cereal one can eat)

your mind can’t stay focused, you need to pay some bills, your family needs you, etc., etc., etc.

So for years,

I kept getting up earlier and earlier 

Now I’m up at 4:30 a.m. 

But even then I get

WRITER INTERUPTUS

I read once that J.K. Rowlings would go to the Balmoral hotel in Edinburgh to write

I soooo get that

Because when you're at a hotel, and you have the will power 

To turn off your phone and not turn on the TV

There'll be no

WRITER INTERUPTUS

Only room service.

So?

Do you suffer from WRITER INTERUPTUS?

What interrupts you?

And what's your cure?

 

Always,

Em-Musing

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

SEA SAW

It’s the Monthly Blog Hop for the Insecure Writers Support Group founded by Alex J. Cavanaugh

The first Wednesday of every month, an optional question is announced that members can answer in their IWSG post. These questions may prompt you to share advice, insight, a personal experience, or even a story. Include your answer to the question in your IWSG post.  Our Twitter handle is @TheIWSG and hashtag is                                           #IWSG.  Let’s rock the neurotic writing world

                The awesome co-hosts for the April 2 posting of the IWSG are Jennifer Lane, L Diane Wolfe, Jenni Enzor, and  Natalie Aguirre! 

 

April 2 question:  What fantasy character would you like to fight, go on a quest with, or have a beer/glass of wine with?  Remember, the question is optional. 

 

You’re asking me to go to Fantasy Land?

Okay, I’ll play.

When I looked at DC's &  Marvel's list of superheroes...

Which, by the way, there are lots and LOTS of them.

It was fins down for...

AQUAMAN!



Ummm, but not this version from 1941.  


 
Not this one either from  1989 
















Mmmm this one!

I’m guessing we’d be underwater together a lot (yes!)

So he would have to figure out a way for me to breath underwater.

Mouth to mouth would be lovely... 

But I don’t think we’d get very far.

I’d love to have him take me down... 

To the depths of the deep blue... 

And see the lost continent of Atlantis...

And other civilizations that have been lost to the sea.

I’d want to see sunken pirate ships (no bones please)...

And deep-sea creatures... 

Not seen except with vessels like the Triton.

And I wouldn’t want any conflicts...

Because what if he lost a battle?

(I know that'd be impossible) 

But if did happen...

I’d be down under water by myself...

And who knows what would happen to me?

But maybe...just maybe...

I'd develop a super power of my own and save myself...

And I'd become—AQUAWRITER... 

And write about all the glory and mysteries of the sea.

Don't laugh. It's my fantasy and, in it, it could happen.

So...

What about you? 

Which fantasy character do you choose to do something with?

And what are you doing?


Always, 

Em-Musing