OK...
Here I go again.
Did you watch the V.P. debate last night?
I did…
And within minutes…
I had to run and get my sunglasses.
If you watched the debate…
You know why.
Poor Joe Biden was criticized for smiling…
But there’s nothing wrong with Joe’s smile…
It’s his teeth. Specifically the veneers.
Too white. Too bright. Too unnatural, and…
Too spooky!
And I’ve seen these spooky white teeth before…
In Hollywood…
In the mouths of stars.
I’m not against white teeth…
I’ve had mine whitened professionally…
But only to their original color.
When white teeth glow in the dark…
And glare under stage lighting…
Enough to make TV viewers squint…
I say enough dentists!
Stop making your patients look ridiculous.
And plastic surgeons? You’re also guilty…
You go too far.
In my humble opinion…
Joe has that pinched and pulled look…
Where was his adversary to say…
“OK, nip and tuck Joe, but not too much!”
That shows a man who…
Every time he’ attempts to do something ‘over
the top’…
A car horn honks, letting him know—enough!
Hmm?
I see some job creation here—horn honkers…
They’d be in plastic surgeons and dentists offices…
And when the doc or dent suggests a procedure…
That will make the patient look ridiculous….
The horn honker honks the horn!
So?
Did you watch the debate?
Were you blinded by the dental light?
And here's the horn honking Nissan commercial for reference.
And here's the horn honking Nissan commercial for reference.
Always, Em-Musing
