Microsoft Security Essentials has a new version of ---
You should upgrade now to protect your computer.
I like how this happens automatically…
Without me having to think about it.
And that got me to thinking…
Wouldn’t it be great if your body could do the same?
A thought would POP inside your mind…
Warning:
You are low on calcium, drink more milk or take a supplement.
You need more sleep. Turn computer off now and go to bed.
You brain is running out of memory. Take come CoQ 10.
You need more vitamin D. Get your lazy butt outside.
And speaking of your butt…
It’s getting flabby and wide…
Exactly how wide do you want it to get before…
OK, on second thought…
This was a silly idea…
I don’t need a pop-up to tell me how bad I look…
That’s what husbands do. And that’s why I got rid of mine.
(Kidding! Just kidding! There were other weighty issues involved)
Unfortunately, I’m still made to feel bad everyday…
Because when I get dressed…
I’m always greeted with, “Good morning, fatty.”
By my mirror!
And you can’t turn off, take a pill or get rid of…
Your own reflection.
Do you have any bad mirrors?
Or other?
Always Em-Musing
