Help!
I’m think I’m insane!
It’s true!
Ya see…
M head feels altered…
Like it’s in another stratosphere.
Yeah, yeah, my nose is stuffed…
My ears are plugged…
Because of my cold.
And yes, I’m taking mass OTC drugs…
But I still think I’m insane…
Ya see…
Saturday, I got another rejection from an agent.
But wait!
That’s still not why I know I’m insane…
Ya see…
The agent who rejected me…
Sent back my query with her rejection form…
(So tres green, passing the trash back for me to throw out)
But that’s still not why I think I’m insane…
Ya see…
When I looked at my query–
A@H#$C%&?
It’s the stupidest, dumbest, most idiotic query I’ve ever written.
And probably the stupidest, dumbest, most idiotic query…
The agent ever read too.
So ya see…
As I sit in my office today…
Reworking my query…
I can actually see the psychiatrist…
In the nut house sitting across from me…
Telling me…
“You’ve been in here a year and this repetitive behavior
of yours is not getting any better. I think it’s time to re-evaluate
what you’re doing. Don’t you know doing the same thing over
and over and expecting different results if the height of insanity?”
“But!” I interject. “This new query will really be different! I swear!”
And so, ya see…
I need your help…
I’m going to revise my query, yet again…
And hope for different results.
Am I crazy?
Always, Em-Musing
