Oh, the twisted, kinky sex!
Not in my bed…
In my jewelry boxes.
It’s true!
My jewelry has sex!
Because why else…
Would my necklaces, earrings, and bracelets…
Get so entwined with each other…
When all I’ve done…
Is laid them down after wearing them…
Only to have them be so tangled…
The next time I want to wear one…
That I have use a magnifying glass to untangle them.
There is no other explanation…
Other than my jewelry is having sex.
I just wish they would produce a new pair of earrings.
How about your jewelry?
Does it have sex?
Always, Em-Musing
