LOST IN SPACE

There is a black hole in the universe…

And it’s my desk!

I swear!

I’ve been sitting here for three hours…

Making out bills…

And paid all but one…

(of course it’s the one that’s late)

(Really late)

And now it’s gone!

I have not moved!

Not one inch!

But somehow this bill found its way…

Into that black hole.

Because I have looked everywhere!

Garbage…

Stacks and piles…

Floor…

Printer…

Laptop …

Even under my butt!

But it’s…

GONE!

I just know one day…

I’ll be on the “other side”…

And see this black hole…

Filled with missing: bills, business cards,

appointment cards, a few checks, a few

rejection letters, a winning lottery ticket…

And I’ll shout,, “Ah HAH!  I knew it!…

There really is a black hole.”

Now…

How do I delicately explain this discovery…

To NASA?

Always, Em-Musing