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Showing posts with label iguana. Show all posts

Monday, February 18, 2013

DOROTHY?

Setup:        Me and another expat friend having dinner
Location:     A trendy local restaurant…
               at a beautiful marina in Puerto Aventuras
Action:       Me showing photos on my cell phone:

“Look at what wandered up to my front porch.”

“He’s huge. I wonder what he wanted."
"I was cooking bacon. Maybe he wanted some."
"HA!"
"HA!"
"Did you kill him?”
“No. I figure he’ll eat the scorpions.”
“True.”
“And look at this guy who came up to my back patio.”



“Oh he’s beautiful. Wonder what he wanted."
"I hear his favorite snack is tarantulas.”
"HAHA!"
"HAHA!"

"And look at this.”   







Coral or king?”
“Coral. I hear they’re fairly timid.”
“You know Xcaret has anti-venom.”
“Yeah. If I get bit, I’m supposed bring the snake.”
“That’s if you can kill it before it kills you.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA1”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA1”
After our fit of hilarity...
It was obvious...
We definitely weren't in Kansas anymore.
And these guys weren't Toto.
So?
Was there ever a time…
When you knew you weren't in Kansas anymore?

Always, Em-Musing