The most feared law enforcement agents…
Are the judiciales, similar to our F.B.I.
If they’re at your door—dun, dun duuuuuun…
You’re going to jail.
After my blog post yesterday…
Where I successfully scared some followers…
About the wildlife in the area where I live…
I just know the time is coming when…
(please be a joke)
Lord! I’m going to jail!
“Open up. We’re confiscating your laptop.”
“Oh, please don’t. I can’t live without it.”
“You’re scaring tourists away with your stupid blog.”
“I’m just trying to be amusing. Get it? Em-musing.”
“We don’t think it’s funny that you’re scaring
tourists. Tourism is what this area depends on.
You’re robbing families of income. ”You're meaner
than the cartels.'
“I’m so sorry!”
“Am I going to jail? I really don’t want to rot.”
“Not this time, but if we catch you scaring anymore
tourists we’ll haul you off to a dungeon.”
“Thank you! Thank you!”
“And gringa? Do you remember when you got your
residency visa you were told to learn Spanish?”
“Yes, uh…I mean SI.”
“Well, you’re not doing very well, are you?”
“No. And I’m not saying ‘no’ in English…
Because ‘no’ is ‘no’ in Spanish too, no?”
“Don’t’ be a smart ass.”
“Sorry. I mean lo siento.”
“Better learn faster because we’re watching you.”
***Earth to Leigh. Snap out of it!***
Guess my mind took a little side trip.
So tell me…
Ever have a government agent knock at your door?
And does your mind take you on side trips?
Where do you go?