Since I’m now a woman ‘alone’…
All of my female friends ask…
“So? Will there be a new man in your life?”
“Well, not now obviously. It’s too soon. Maybe one day.”
And then almost all of my friends say…
“If it was me, at our age, I wouldn’t. Too much trouble.”
Trouble? Yes, men can be a handful…
But I love men and their different take on things.
Like their idea of wall art.
Man: “Look what I got! A free calendar!”
Me: “Oh? From the Chinese take out place? Uh huh.”
Man: “Where should we put it?
Me: “You mean like put it on a wall?”
How ‘bout in the garbage
Man: “I was thinking it would like nice in your office.”
Me: “Uh, no. I have several calendars already.
My office? You’re teasing right?!
Man: “OK, how about in the family room?”
Me: **staring in disbelief**
Man: “You know, next to that other picture.”
Me: “Well, that other picture is worth a lot…
We got it at a
ry, remember?” galle
Man: “But I like this calendar. And it was free!”
Well, the calendar did go up, but in his area…
Where he could admire it all day long.
But remembering that calendar, I wonder…
Is anything that’s free...
No matter how ugly—a prize to guys?
If you’re a guy, Please weigh in.
Ladies? Has your guy ever brought home ugly free stuff?
If free ugly stuff is the worst a guy brings to a relationship…
I’ll take it.