Job Opening:
In order to do this job…
In order to do this job…
You must perform certain tasks:
1) Sit, relax and read as often as you can
2) Watch lots of movies for research
3) Eavesdrop on people’s conversations
to understand human behavior
4) Sit and stare into space
till creative thoughts and images emerge
Is this a dream job or what?
Oh, wait. You want to get paid?
HA!
Well, this position is for writers...
And if you're expecting compensation...
In the form of moulah....
You may have to wait a very long time...
But in the meantime please feel free to...
Dream on!
So?
Did I miss any requirements?
Always, Em-Musing
P.S. Short post today.
Working on more submissions
3 comments:
Haha--yes, it IS a dream job. But you're right about the money thing, too. I certainly know I'm keeping my other job, at least for now. Good luck with your submissions!
The second thing is very, very important!
Writing isn't a job, it's a volunteer position.
You forgot to list that you must be a lunatic, who craves rejection.
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