Well…
Tease my hair…
Push up my breasts…
And stick on the eyelashes…
Because…
Snooki got published!
If Snooki can get published…
What does that mean?
If she can do it, so can I?
The publishing world is sinking?
Female authors will have to “dress up” on book tours…
Like hookers wearing “pouf” hair and Spandex…
And tawk like a New Yawker?
Oh…
And she had a book signing…
At Barnes & Nobel just last week.
(seriously, where have I been?)
She’s been on David Letterman, spoofed on Jimmy Fallon…
And Barbara Walters listed all the Jersey girls…
On her recent “10 Most Fascinating People” special.
Obviously, I don’t’ watch much TV…
Let alone reality shows like the Jersey Shore…
So I’ve missed all the hubbub and brouhaha.
And just to upgrade your literary quotient…
Here’s a quote from Snooki’s blog…
(yes, doing research, I checked it out)
“And just like Hemmingway, Fitzgerald, and Stephen King,
she’s a published author.”
Published author! Published author?
Just stick the knife in my gut and twist it, why don’t ya!
So, what do I really think Snooki getting published means in the literary world?
That Snooki’s got a great PR machine.
(I want her PR machine)
What are your sentiments, rants, or raves about Snooki?
Always, Em-Musing
