The problem with being a pantser…
Is sometimes…
You're caught…
Without any pants on.
It’s called writer’s block
It’s like one day…
I go to my closet…
That’s jammed full of clothes…
But can’t find any pants to wear.
It’s called writer’s block
Oh, I have skirts and dresses…
And even fancy PJ’s…
But it’s not the same as wearing pants.
It’s called writer’s block
In fact yesterday…
I wore a very interesting outfit…
But it wasn’t the same as wearing pants.
It’s called writer’s block
This morning…
As I sit here…
Still bare-assed…
I swear I’m going to find a pair of pants…
Any pants…
And no matter how worn and torn they are…
I’m putting them on.
That’s called editing…
You still have writer’s block.
I have…
A wardrobe malfunction.
That's all.
It's called writer's block.
Always, Em-Musing