Showing posts with label Writer writer's block. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Writer writer's block. Show all posts

Monday, October 11, 2010

WHO WEARS THE PANTS?

The problem with being a pantser…
Is sometimes…
You're caught
Without any pants on.
It’s called writer’s block
It’s like one day…
I go to my closet…
That’s jammed full of clothes…
But can’t find any pants to wear.
It’s called writer’s block
Oh, I have skirts and dresses…
And even fancy PJ’s…
But it’s not the same as wearing pants.
It’s called writer’s block
In fact yesterday…
I wore a very interesting outfit…
But it wasn’t the same as wearing pants.
It’s called writer’s block
This morning…
As I sit here
Still bare-assed…
I swear I’m going to find a pair of pants…
Any pants
And no matter how worn and torn they are
I’m putting them on.
That’s called editing…
You still have writer’s block.
No, conscious, I don't have writer's block
I have
A wardrobe malfunction.
That's all.
It's called writer's block.

Always, Em-Musing