I'M FUMING!

The day was horrible!

The worst day ever!

Everything that could go wrong did go wrong!

Well, at least I’m still alive so that’s a good thing.

But other than that...

Why did everything go wrong?

Invisible tricksters?

The stars not aligned?

My biorythms were off?

I’ve gone loico?

Mercury was in retrograde?

The Universe is trying to tell me something?

Phew!
The only thing good I can say about today is...

I had a good poop.

OY!

If that’s the best I can say about my day...

I pray tomorrow will be better.

So?

Did you have a stinky day? 

Always,

Em-Musing