Tuesday, May 11, 2010

YUM YUM

At what point…
Do you push on…
When starting a new book…
To get to the meat of the story?
I was eating Chinese this morning…
(leftover Chinese is one of my favorite breakfasts)
And noticed some black “thing” in my rice.
Was it a spider leg?
A moustache hair?
Or some kind of Chinese herb I was unfamiliar with?
Hungry though…
And anticipating the taste sensation in my mouth…
I quit analyzing…
Pushed that black “thing” to the side of my plate…
And ate
YUM!
And then I realized…
It’s the same with books for me.
If it starts slow or is even a bit boring…
But a friend has recommended it…
Or the jacket cover blurb promises a great story…
I’ll push my critical thinking to the side…
Keep reading…
Because eventually…
I know I’ll get to the…
YUM!

Always, Em-Musing
P.S.  FYI, Yum Yum's is the best Chinese restaurant here in Toledo.

Monday, May 10, 2010

YES MAASS

OMG!
I’m pretty sure I’m  going to “nationals” in July!
Woo Hoo, Yee Ha!
And by “nationals” I mean The RWA National convention (now in Orlando).
It’ll be my first time at this particular conference venue.
An exciting, thrilling, and tense (pitch time) four days for sure.
And one of the speakers scheduled is Donald Maass…
That great and mighty New York agent.
Having read (and recommend) his books, The Career Novelist, and The Breakout Novel…
And having heard him speak at another writer’s conference…
I know Mr. Maass likes tension…
I won’t explain what he means here (you gotta read his books)…
But it seems tension is something we all crave.
Saturday night…
Babysitting my three grandkids…
“Grandma! Can we watch a movie?”
“Sure. Which one?”
“The Mummy!”
“Oh, I don’t think–“
“Mommy and daddy let us.”
“Really?”
“Yeah we’ve seen it lots of times.”
“Well, OK.”
Fifteen minutes later, baby’s in bed for the night…
And my two granddaughters, five and seven…
Are curled up on my lap shaking…
“I thought you already saw this movie?”
“We have.”
“Then why are you so scared?”
“Because it’s scary!”
“Maybe we should watch The Princess and the Frog?”
“No! We like to be scared!”
“Well, OK, if you like being scared.”
“Grandma watch…
“Here’s…
The…
Scary…
Part…
When the…
“AHHHAAA!”
“Told you so, Grandma. Scary huh?”
“Yes, very scary. And don’t tell mommy that I screamed, OK?”
On the way home, I realized that while my W.I.P…
Is not horror, suspense, or even a thriller…
(I’m writing women’s lit)
I do need to ratchet up the tension (per Mr. Maass)…
But not the kind of tension where I’m scaring the bejeebers out of the reader…
Just the kind of tension where the reader…
Can't…
Turn…
The page…
Fast enough
To see… 
What…
Happens…
Next.

Always, Em-Musing

Friday, May 7, 2010

A TELLING STORY

If you’re a writer, you know the mantra, “show, don’t tell.”
And I do know.
But obviously not well enough.
The other day while having coffee with my writer friends...
We were talking about how we all use Microsoft Word’s “find” option…
To find redundancies in our manuscripts.
Someone then mentioned  “finding” all the “was’”…
And see how many we have.
Why?
Too many “was’” = “telling,” not “showing.
So as soon as I got home…
I opened up my W.I.P. and made Word find all my “was.’”
I was sure that I hadn’t overused–
OMG!
“Was” was hi-lited on every page like literary vomit!
Clearly, I could see that the "was'" in my manuscript…
Were nothing more than lazy story-telling.
Obviously I know “was” is not the only verb that “tells” rather than “shows…
And it’s impossible to eliminate all the “was’"...
But it’s definitely an easy "find and fix"method.
So if anyone else knows of other verbs...
Or other "find and fix"methods...
For lazy story-telling...
I'd love for you to share them with me.

Always, Em-Musing

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

OVERHEAD BEEN

Since my last trip…
I decided…
I wouldn’t stress anymore about people with carry-on luggage.
(I’ve been told by several people that I’m a bit irrational)
So on this past weekend trip…
I decided I would make my mind go to a happy place…
Or a creative place…
Or someplace…
While waiting for everyone( but me)… 
To find a place in the overhead compartment for their carry-on.
And I was doing rather well…
I was already in my seat…
I took out my new Janet Evanovich book, ready to read when–
OMG!
AAHHH!
DUCK! DUCK!
I, and at least four other passengers…
Almost got conked in the head…
By an out-of-control carry-on luggage…
Wielded by a frail old lady…
Who didn’t have enough arm strength…
To heft her carry-on luggage over her head…
And get it in the overhead compartment!
Thankfully I, and the other four passengers…
Were quick enough to move and save our heads from an impending impact.
And thankfully one man caught the woman’s luggage…
And got it in the overhead compartment for her.
Well, that got me to wondering if the airlines…
Ever thought about regulating not only luggage…
But passengers?
Probably not.
But if they did, all passengers with carry-on luggage…
Would have to prove that they can actually lift it over their head for at least 30 seconds.
And if not…
For heaven’s sake!
(And for the sake of other passengers)
Check the bag...
Please!

Always, Em-Musing

Thursday, April 29, 2010

BLOGGER RHYTHMS

Yesterday…
On yet another agent’s blog…
The question was raised…
Does blogging take time away from authors W.I.P?
(or worse, does blogging make writers less able to write anything with more substance)
(oh, I think we writers can handle different types of writing.)
But getting back to if blogging takes precious time away from real writing…

At least for me it doesn’t. I do it first thing in the morning.
But first is so relative…
Because always…
When it’s time for me to post…
I’ll look at the writers and agents blogs that I follow and…
Someone has beat me to it.
Like 20 minutes ago, or 5 minutes ago…
And yesterday, 5 seconds ago!
So my “first thing” is always the “last thing” in blog posting time.
What in the heck time do you authors and agents get up anyway?
So last night …
I decided to break my routine…
And get up earlier this morning to post my blog so I could be “first!”
And I did.
Got up even before my cat started stalking me to feed her.
While my coffee brewed…
Instead of thinking about what I was going to blog about. . .
(because I already knew what I was going to blog about today—this post)
My mind had time to wander…
Maybe I’ll water my plants.
And I did.
Hmm? Maybe I should pull out the dead leaves on–
Damn it!
Dirt everywhere!
Got the broom out and cleaned the mess.
Hmm? Why not keep sweeping?
And I did.
Hmm? The floor is really filthy. It won’t take long to wash it.
And I did.
Twenty minutes later—what in the heck was I doing?
Got to get upstairs and blog!
And I did. Or tried to.
But the cat was still on her routine and–
PEW!
Got to clean the litter box.
And I did.
I then looked at the clock and realized…
It was now the same time as I usually get up.
So what was the point of rising earlier…
If after all was cleaned and done…
I’m sitting here at my laptop at my usual time?
So at least for me…
Early to rise…
And breaking the rhythm of my routine…
Is not blogging-wise.

Always, Em-Musing

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

THUNDER DUDS

Now that it’s spring…
Everything’s sprouting up all over…
Flowers…
Weeds…
And leather!
I was sitting at a red light the other day…
When I heard a roar approaching from behind.
A familiar sound…
One that used to startle and sometimes annoy me…
Not anymore.
Now I feel a thrill…
From the thunderous energy…
Of dozens of bikers on the road.
And all because of a bunch of orphans.
Years ago, I used to be a DJ on a classic rock station.
One day, I was asked if I wanted to do a charity bike run for the local orphanage.
At that time my realm of reference for “bike” was a 10-speed.
“You do know what you signed up for, don’t you?” my radio partner asked.
“Well, I think I do.”
“Hello? Bikes—Harley’s—Hogs!”
“Oh!”
And oh what nervous wreck I was not knowing what to expect.
Would I have to learn to ride a Harley?
What if I spilled and messed up not only the bike, but me?
And what would I wear?
The charity event consisted of at least a hundred bikers…
(from every chapter imaginable in the area)
Who, having bought a toy for an orphan…
Formed a police-escorted motorcade…
To the orphanage.
Well, thankfully I didn’t have to learn to ride…
But I was expected to ride in a sidecar.
NOT!
“We’re responsible for your safety,” Big Mike said to me.
“Is any other woman riding in a sidecar?”
“No.”
“Then neither am I.” I ain’t no sissy!
And I also didn’t have to worry about what to wear…
Because whatever I had on was leathered up…
Jacket, gloves, boots, chaps, and of course a helmet.
Talk about feeling transformed!
And so off to the orphanage we all went…
Toys, boys, and me hanging on to Big Mike.
And when the bikes all started up at the same time…
The thunder rumbling from hundreds of engines…
Made my ribs rattle…
In a good way I can’t describe…
But recently, my cousin compared it to Nascar…
When you sit in the stands and hear/feel the cars zoom by.
One day this experience will find its way into one of my stories…
But for now…
When I hear that thunderous roar on the road…
I’ll wait to feel the energy and…
Transform.

Always, Em-Musing

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

DUH BLOG

Recently, on several people’s blogs…
The question has been raised…
Why do you blog?”
It got me wondering.
I know for me as an aspiring published author…
I wanted my blog to be a part of my platform.
But it’s more than that.
As a writer…
I love writing.
Duh—obvious!
But actually…
It’s more like an incessant urge.
I also enjoy creating and seeing my writing…
Leave the confines of my laptop’s software…
And reach a wider realm…
Like when my radio and TV copy “airs.”
But it’s more than that…
This past weekend…
While babysitting my grandchildren…
I no sooner sat down…
When my four grandkids …
Plopped themselves down on my lap…
And squealed in unison…
“Grandma! Tell us a story!”
And I did…
And that’s when it occurred to me…
No, not another story for them…
But rather why I blog.
I’m a storyteller!
I love to tell stories.
To my grandchildren, the stories I tell…
(much to the dismay of my daughters)
Are always about vampires or some other unearthly creature…
And of course, a princess somewhere in there.
And that’s when I realized something else…
My story…
Or “any” story told…
Has to be what the listener wants to hear.
Duh!
And then it occurred to me that literary agents…
Have to know for sure…
What genres readers are craving…
Then sort through all the queries… 
To find just the right manuscripts…
To sell to publishers…
Who'll print the books…
With the stories people want to read...
And buy.
Can I get a big DUH on that!

Always, 
Em-Musing

Here's a link to a great blog on publishing.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Q MARKS THE SPOT

WARNING: This post is NOT x-rated
After taking a workshop on plotting Saturday morning…
Given by author, Donna MacMeans…
(She and the workshop were absolutely fantastic!)
I was excited to rework a chapter in my manuscript yesterday morning… 
When suddenly I was overwhelmed with an intense urge…
And had to leave my office and…
Oooooo!
MMmmmmm
Oh, yeah!
Deeper…..
Oh, yeah, that’s it….
Uh huh!
THAT'S the spot!
I then burst out laughing.
All I was doing was Q-tipping.
My ears have been affected by my cold…
And not only are they itching now because they’re healing…
They're also not as tender…
So I can stick a Q-tip in there…
Find the right spot…
Wiggle the Q-tip and…
Ahhhh!
NIRVANA!

Always, Em-Musing
Note: I know Q-tipping is not a word. Just taking artistic license.

Friday, April 23, 2010

TRANSCENDENTAL MEDIATION

It’s why you should never write on your laptop in the dark…
While your fingers aren’t quite awake.
The light emanating from my laptop made my office look dreamy…
Coupled with the New Age music playing from AOL radio…
I thought in this altered atmosphere…
My writing might transcend…
To where, I’m not sure…
But I thought it’d be fun to try.
Not!
Because my fingers are obviously clueless in the dark!
And whatever keys they hit…
Automatically slammed my W.I.P.…
With this symbol.
Everywhere!
And on every document in Word!
So I scrutinized all the function keys…
Surely the was there and I’d just hit it again…
And then the friggin’ symbol would be gone!
Not!
So I had to Google Word.
After five minutes, I finally found the right tutorial…
That prompted me to go the Tool menu…
Then scroll down to Options…
Then down to Formatting Marks…
Then select All.
Are you kidding me?
Really?
My fingers did all this in the dark?
I don’t think so.
I swear! It’s those computer imps again!
But seriously…
Options?
I had no idea Word has that many options in their Options.
I’m too busy now…
But one day…
When I have nothing to do (yeah, right!)…
I’m going to put on AOL's New Age radio station…
Turn the lights way up…
Learn all the Options and features of the software program…
That I’ve been using for over the past decade…
And transcend my ignorance.

Always, Em-Musing








Thursday, April 22, 2010

DON'T STOP BELIEVING - JOURNEY

It’s been said that joy is not in the destination but the journey.
OK, I am enjoying the journey of writing…
But…
OMG!
I’m
One
Step
Closer
To my destination…
And
It’s
A
BIG STEP!
Recently, I participated in a “pitch” contest on QueryTracker.
My pitch wasn’t selected…
But…
The agent liked what I wrote and requested I send my query and offered to critique it.
I did and he did.
OMG!
Having struggled for so many months wondering if my query was “on track”…
I was ecstatic when he made only a few minor changes to my query.
Ultimately, he said my story was outside his wheelhouse…
(OK, I admit I’m ignorant, I had to look up wheelhouse)
But he did said my premise was solid.
WOO HOOOOO!
YEE HAAAAAA!
So, while this writer…
Is having fun and enjoying the journey…
I’ll be ecstatic to finally get to my destination…
Of being published. 

Always, Em-Musing