I’m
tired of playing…
Whack
a pop up on my computer screen.
I
need to be a widget…
A
gadget…
Or
something small enough…
To
slip into my computer…
So I
can turn into…
Super
Computer Warrior!
To
defend my Computer Universe!
That
way…
When
‘Evil’, in all it’s software disguises…
Invades
my personal files…
I
can go on the attack!
KAPOWEE!!!!
Take
that, you malicious malware!!!
I’ll
track you down you Trojan bastard!!!
Worm?
Ha! I’ll ‘whack a worm’ ya!
Virus?
You’re virtually out of here!!!
And
really?
Wouldn’t
that be more fun?
Than
playing Candy Crush Saga?
Just
think…
You
could choose or design…
An action
hero figure of yourself?
Then
when your computer is compromised…
Your
computer hero self…
Goes
into action.
Your
computer screen would become inner active…
You
would choose a virtual weapon of your choice…
Then you’d track down all invaders and…
KAPOWEE!!!!
Beat the virtual shit out of them!
And
you could even have special glasses…
That would make you think you were in your computer!
What’d
ya think?
Would
you like to be a...
Who or what would you be?
Always,
Em-Musing
10 comments:
I think you need to patent and design that software, Leigh!
I want a two-handed broadsword for my character.
Ha! Yes, I can be your sidekick. :)
I wish I could virtually strike down all computer threats. Instead of relying on Norton to fight my battles.
I don't know if it's so much I need superpowers as I need a digital condom. Those Internet STDs really love to attack from every angle, and my anti-virus can only do so much au-naturale.
That's what you get for looking at all that porn. Sheesh.
I'm not a warrior, just a pawn. ;)
Mighty Mouse! I'd love a wireless mouse--hubs has one for his lap top--why must I suffer with all these cords?
Luckily I've never had any of these on my computer.
sounds good to me, but I would miss my 4AM Candy Crush fix. Maybe I could fight the computer badies in my sleep.
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