REFLECT ON THIS

I have seven mirrors in my house...

And like the Seven Dwarfs...

Each one has a name...

Based on what my reflection looks like.

There’s:

Chunky, Haggardy, Bloaty, Splotchy, Droopy & Skinny

(Yup! One mirror actually makes me look thinner)

But the seventh mirror...

Is the worst and meanest of all!

It has taken all of the above negative attributes...

And combined them into one horrific reflection...

So that when I look into it—DEAR GOD!!!

I LOOK LIKE A TROLL!!

I am not exaggerating!

And unfortunately...

Every now and then...

A visiting friend or family member...

Has used the bathroom with the Troll Mirror.

Uh oh! I should have warned them!

They've come out..

And, depending on their reflection...

Looked sad, withdrawn, horrified or...

As my friend who loves her cocktails once said...

“I need a drink!”

So?

Do you have a Troll Mirror in your house?

Always,

Em-Musing

P.S. the Troll Mirror effect only happens to women because men don’t either look at themselves, or if they do, they don’t care.