Wednesday, December 1, 2021


      HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL   and  TO ALL A HEALTHY NEW YEAR! 




Hey! It’s the monthly blog hop/ known as the 
Insecure Writers Support Group founded by Alex J. Cavanaugh. You’re invited to join if you're a writer, insecure, or just supportive of writers. It happens the first Wednesday of each month, and it would be sweet of you to visit at least a dozen or so new blogs and leave a comment. Your words are appreciated. Our Twitter handle is @TheIWSG and hashtag is #IWSG.   Let’s rock the neurotic writing world!  

 The awesome co-hosts for the December 1 posting of the IWSG are PJ Colando, Diane Burton, Louise – Fundy Blue, Natalie Aguirre, and Jacqui Murray!


This month's optional question:
 In your writing, what stresses you the most? What delights you?


What stresses me? 

My Inner Critic who won't shut up:


You haven't written enough this week!

Your writing sucks!

The story is boring!

And...eeuw! 

Time to pluck those whiskers, girlfriend



What delights me? 

When  my muse shows up  


You're a good writer

You're creative

Trust in yourself 

I have some ideas we'll work on

Burn some incense, play some music

Grab a cup of coffee 

Let's have some fun 

And don't fret. . .

You only have two whiskers


So?

What about you? 

What stresses or delights you with your writing?




Always, 

Em-Musing



  












 


Wednesday, November 3, 2021

WRITING WITH FINGERS CROSSED

 

Hey! It’s the monthly blog hop/ known as the Insecure Writers Support Group founded by Alex J. Cavanaugh. You’re invited to join if you're a writer, insecure, or just supportive of writers. It happens the first Wednesday of each month, and it would be sweet of you to visit at least a dozen or so new blogs and leave a comment. Your words are appreciated. Our Twitter handle is @TheIWSG and hashtag is #IWSG.   Let’s rock the neurotic writing world!  

 

The awesome co-hosts for the November 3 posting of the IWSG are Kim Lajevardi, Victoria Marie Lees, Joylene Nowell Butler, Erika Beebe, and Lee Lowery!

This month's optional question: What's harder to do - coming up with your book title? Or writing the blurb?

Hoo boy!

That’s a toughie...

But for me it’s the blurb... 

Even if you have a killer book title...

An agent or publisher might change it...

Unless that is...

You self-pub then — hoo boy—good luck!

While a book cover’s design and its title...

May catch a reader’s eye...

A great blurb...

If it’s done right...

Can catch a sale.

The blurb is actually a great marketing tool.

Besides using it on the inside jacket cover or back cover...

It can be used in query letters... 

Social media to promote your book...

On your website...

And as enticements to reviewers, 

Ahh...

But how do you write the blurb intriguing enough?

First it should be no more than 250 words... 

And here’s a formula: 

* Who is the main character, and what is going on in his/her life when the    

   story starts?
* What is the Big Problem?
* What are the biggest obstacles the main character has to face?
* What is at stake?

(source: https://jwmanus.wordpress.com/2011/04/21/the-formula-for-a-novel-blurb/)

 

 So. there you have it...

Simple, no? 

No!

At least not for me!

It takes me at least a hundred times...

Before I’m happy with it...

And actually...

I’m never happy with it...

Because I just can’t shut the internal editor off.

And if writing the blurb isn’t daunting enough...

Ever do a face-to-face pitch with an agent?

Trust me...

It’s sweaty palms & pits -I need a drink - daunting! 

Because there's no delete button...

And no rewrites...

You either land on your feet...

And hope you landed that agent...

Or land on your ass...

Then go have a drink, and make it a double. 

And what about you?

Which is harder?

Title or Blurb?


Always, 

Em-Musing

Wednesday, October 6, 2021

TO TOE OR NOT TO TOE THE LINE



Hey! It’s the monthly blog hop/ known as the Insecure Writers Support Group founded by Alex J. Cavanaugh. You’re invited to join if you're a writer, insecure, or just supportive of writers. It happens the first Wednesday of each month, and it would be sweet of you to visit at least a dozen or so new blogs and leave a comment. Your words are appreciated. Our Twitter handle is @TheIWSG and hashtag is #IWSG.   Let’s rock the neurotic writing world!  

 

The awesome co-hosts for the October 6 posting of the IWSG are Jemima Pitt, J Lenni Dorner, Cathrina Constantine, Ronel Janse van Vuuren, and Mary Aalgaard!


Years ago...

When I finished my first manuscript I was ecstatic..

I had NYTimes best selling author stars in my eyes...

And I sent it off to an editor feeling positive. 

But when the edited manuscript came back...

The stars turned to tears...

My manuscript had been edited to shreds...

Besides numerous typical first-time writer errors...

She said: 

“Your religious and political views don’t belong in a story.”

I wasn’t even aware I had done that, how'd they sneak in?

But guess what? I learned.

Now, if I put in opinions, they’re my character’s opinions, not mine...

And I’m judicious...

Asking myself if a character’s opinion is crucial for the plot?

But other than that..

I have a liberal criterion...

About language, scenes, or controversial characters.

If they are needed for the story they stay... 

If not >>delete, delete, delete<<

Now mind you...

I’ve written some “eh hem” scenes that were necessary... 

But after I wrote them...

I felt like I needed a shower... 

Or prayers... 

Or...

A moment alone.

But isn’t that what’s delicious about writing?

We can cross controversial lines—within reason, of course...

Without getting shamed, ostracized, or arrested. 

It’s why I have two pseudonyms. **wink**

Well, I got to thinking about authors whose books... 

For several reasons have been banned. 

So, I Googled...

And up popped Henry Miller’s Tropic of Cancer.



Immediately, I got a flashback...

Of me as a kid living on Long Island... 

During the summers...

When my mom would go Wednesdays to her coffee klatch... 

And knowing she’d be gone for two hours...

I’d sneak into my parent’s bedroom...

Go straight to my mom's top dresser drawer...

And find hidden under her undies... 

The book she’d currently be reading...

And because I knew those books were forbidden for me to read...

They seemed all the more tantalizing. 

BesidesTropic of Cancer, I found Lolita, one by James Baldwin, and a few others that are hazy in my memories. 

Hmm?

Thinking back

I can say my mom had a very multi-personality library. 

On the bookshelves in the living room were the classics: Chaucer, Dickens, Homer, Poe, Dante, Shakespeare, Tolstoy and more.

On the coffee table were the bestsellers of the time: Earl Stanley Gardner, Leon Uris, Hemmingway, James Mitchener, and other bestsellers.

But in the bedroom...

Was her Ooh, la, la stash. Oh, yah, yah!

So?

Where do you draw the line in your writing?

Ever cross it?

Ever read a banned book? 

Do tell.

 

Always,

Em-Musing

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

VALIDATE ME

 

It’s the monthly blog hop/ known as the Insecure Writers Support Group founded by Alex J. Cavanaugh. You’re invited to join if you're a writer, insecure, or just supportive of writers. It happens the first Wednesday of each month, and it would be sweet of you to visit at least a dozen or so new blogs and leave a comment. Your words are appreciated. Our Twitter handle is @TheIWSG and hashtag is #IWSG.   Let’s rock the neurotic writing world 

The awesome co-hosts for the September 1 posting of the IWSG are Rebecca Douglass, T. Powell Coltrin @Journaling Woman, Natalie Aguirre, Karen Lynn, and C. Lee McKenzie!

  September 1 question - How do you define success as a writer? Is it holding your book in your hand? Having a short story published? Making a certain amount of income from your writing?


I've been a copywriter for decades...

So, writing something and having it published or produced...

Always felt successful.

Not to mention getting paid was great.

But for me...

Writing a novel and getting it published meant real success. 

Two years ago... 

I pulled out an old manuscript...

Edited my heart out and self-pub’d.

Trust me...

That monumental feat alone felt successful...

As I’m sure other self-pub’d authors have felt. 

And then just the other night...

I was watching a YouTube video with my daughter...

When she said, “Mom! This is the story in your book!”

Yup! It is.

Well, truth be told...

I fictionalized parts cause that’s what we authors do, right?

But seeing the visuals... 

And hearing the voiceover telling the story...

I didn’t feel successful...

I felt validated...

That all my years of research was spot on.

Because back then...

Doing research wasn’t a simple Google click away.

So? What about you?

When do you feel success?

And is success the same as validation?

 

Always,

Em-Musing

 

In case you haven’t seen the Video Trailer for my book, Azael's Lot here it is.

?And did I miss a notification 
from Blogger that there would 
be changes to the formatting? 
It's taken me several hours to get my template back to normal. 


Wednesday, August 4, 2021

I’M GLAD I’M NOT AN ADVERB


 It’s the monthly blog hop/ known as the Insecure Writers Support Group founded by Alex J. Cavanaugh. You’re invited to join if you're a writer, insecure, or just supportive of writers. It happens the first Wednesday of each month, and it would be sweet of you to visit at least a dozen or so new blogs and leave a comment. Your words are appreciated. Our Twitter handle is @TheIWSG and hashtag is #IWSG.   Let’s rock the neurotic writing world!  

 The awesome co-hosts for the August 4 posting of the IWSG are PK Hrezo, Cathrina Constantine, PJ Colando, Kim Lajevardi, and Sandra Cox!

August 4 question - What is your favorite writing craft book? Think of a book that every time you read it you learn something or you are inspired to write or try the new technique. And why?


I’ve read my fair share of books on writing:



Stephen King On Writing 







Strunk and White - The Elements of Style







Dean Koontz - How to Write Best Selling Fiction








Anne Lamott - Bird by Bird





And more.

I’ve learned a lot from them... 

And my biggest takeaway is: 

I’m glad I’m not an adverb.

Everyone hates adverbs... 

Editors hate them...

Agents hate them...

Even famous writers hate them:

 

I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbsand I will shout it from the rooftops. To put it another way, they're like dandelions.” Stephen King

"Write with nouns and verbs, not with adjectives and adverbs."Strunk and White  


I am dead to adverbs; they cannot excite me.”  Mark Twain.

 

If adverbs had feelings...

They’d be on antidepressants...

Or suicide watch.

So why were adverbs created anyway?

Especially the “ly” words?

Do readers, notice…or care?

Here’s a factoid:

Hemingway used 80 words ending in “ly” per 10,000 words of proseJK Rowling uses 140 adverbs per 10,000 words, and EL James uses 155.

I’m guessing readers weren’t counting the “ly” adverbs 

While they devoured the stories.

And I don’t think Rowling & James counted the “ly” words 

As they skippity do-dahed their way to the bank.

This is my take on adverbs...

If I am writing using the  omniscient voice...

I watch my adverbs...

But if I am writing in a character’s voice...

I write the way the character speaks...

And if that includes adverbs, so be it. 

So?

Thoughts on adverbs? 

Always,

Em-Musing

P.S. Big lizard in my bedroom, scorpion on the floor, electric goes off at 2, sweat like a hog till power's back, Blogger not behaving, Internet acting wonky...Yup, that's why my post is so late. Did I say I love living in the jungle?

Wednesday, July 7, 2021

LOOK UP IN THE SKY IT'S A ...OMG! IT'S FALLING!

 

It’s the monthly blog hop/ known as the Insecure Writers Support Group founded by Alex J. Cavanaugh. You’re invited to join if you're a writer, insecure, or just supportive of writers. It happens the first Wednesday of each month, and it would be sweet of you to visit at least a dozen or so new blogs and leave a comment. Your words are appreciated. Our Twitter handle is @TheIWSG and hashtag is #IWSG.   Let’s rock the neurotic writing world!  

The awesome co-hosts for the July 7 posting of the IWSG are Pat Garcia, Victoria Marie Lees, and Louise – Fundy Blue!

 

July 7th optional question - What would make you quit writing?

Hmm?

What would make me quit writing?

It would have to be the end of the world.

Let’s say if one day...

We were told a solar flare, meteor or asteroid...




Would bombard earth in 24 hours and annihilate everything...

I doubt I’d want to spend my last moments writing...

I would spend it with my family, of course.

Hmm? 

But I wonder...

Would we eat?

What would my last meal  be?

Would I have to cook it?
But on the upside...

I wouldn’t worry about those 10 extra pounds...

I could eat anything I wanted and as much as I wanted...

Like mountains of mint chocolate chip ice cream...

( Note: make sure to keep the freezer stocked with it)

And, I wonder if on the other “side”...

Writing is something that happens? 

What do you think?

I mean...

Think about all the billions of writings throughout history...

Do they mean anything up “there”?

 So?

What would make you quit writing?

 And what would your last meal be?


Always,

Em-Musing

 


P.S.July 3, 2021— a HUGE solar flair want off, the largest since the other HUGE flair in 2017