KICKING SOME WHUP ASS

Are you a boxing fan?

I am.

Saturday night...
I watched the Mayweather & Canelo match.
An American vs a Mexicano

The crowd at the MGM Grand in Vegas...
Was filled with stars…
Like Jack Nicholson, Denzel Washington...
Magic Johnson, Charles Barkley, to name a few...
And Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne...
Who escorted Mayweather in.

I know, like whup whup who gives a f*#^k right?
And you gotta know that the bets were on!

The most exciting bet?
Mine...
Between me and mi amigo Mexicano…

If Mayweather lost…

I’d have to slurp down 5 raw oysters…
a.k.a. giant, slimy lugies…
Makes my stomach curdle even thinking about it.

If Canelo lost…

Mi amigo…

Who wanted to know what sane person eats this...
Would have to chuck down 5 pieces of pickled herring.
Finally the match began…
The tension was viscera!

Both men’s records were impressive…

26 KOs’ for Mayweather, no losses...

30 KO’s for Canelo, no losses.

It was youth (Canelo) vs age (Mayweather)…
Speed (Mayweather) vs power (Canelo)…

And I got to say, Mayweather was awesome…

Even though he’s 36…

He’s light on his feet and wollups quite a punch.

After 12 rounds the final decision was handed down…

YAY!!!!

Mayweather WON!

And..

YAY!!!!

No slimy lugies for me!
But mi pobre amigo…

Will now have to make good on his bet…
And chuck down pickled herring—in cream sauce!
BWAH HAHAHA!

And then he'll know...
Why Americanos with Swedish/Viking genes...
Can kick some serious culinary whup ass!
So?
Did you watch the fight?
And what food do you eat...
Kicks some whup ass?

Always, Em-Musing

P.S. And to all my Mexican amigos…

Happy Independence day!!!! 
Beginning in 1810 and 10 years of fighting..
Y'all finally whupped the Spanish's ass.