Saturday, September 19, 2009

FAT CHANCE

I found a cheap and easy way to get fuller lips without collagen.

Just get your favorite coffee from Starbucks or any coffeehouse you prefer. Then forget that the coffee is scalding hot, and now take a sip.

FU#$%*0-!!!!!

Then . . .

VOILA!

Instant fat, red lips!

It’s a perfect combination--fat lips and a cup of Joe for the same price.

Perfect except for the occasional blister or two.

And the pain.

I especially have to remember never to do this at a writer's convention when I have to pitch to an agent. It's bad enough trying to talk with a dry mouth from nerves. I don't need to add pain to that scenario.

Always,
Em-Musing

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