GOOGLE ME

All I wanted to do this morning…

Was some research for my blog…

But on my path to search…

By way of Google…

I got distracted by…

Pop ups…

Ads…

And videos.

I mean…

After seeing a colorful wad of something disgusting…

On the Google page…

I had to check out Chainsaw Maid…

A claymation video.

Of course, I then had to check out Bloody Date.

Another claymation video.

Two more disgusting (but creative) claymation videos later…

I had had enough bloody clay…

And thought I’d listen to an AOL radio station…

But before I could listen to the music…

I had to listen to a 15 second ad…

That tempted me with…

A million dollar Publisher’s Clearing House prize.

And so I entered…

Ten minutes later…

After closing numerous pop up windows…

Enticing me to buy…

Inane products or subscriptions …

I just exited out of everything.

(although I still may buy the Shake Weight)

And now…

Twenty minutes later…

And finally not distracted anymore…

I…

Can’t…

Remember…

What the heck…

I was going to…

Research.

Hmm?

This is when I wish I could…

Google my brain.

Always, Em-Musing