Are you a boxing fan?
I am.
Saturday night...
I watched the Mayweather & Canelo match.
AnAmerica
The crowd at the MGM Grand in Vegas...
Was filled with stars…
Like Jack Nicholson, Denzel Washington...
Magic Johnson, Charles Barkley, to name a few...
And Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne...
Who escorted Mayweather in.
I watched the Mayweather & Canelo match.
An
The crowd at the MGM Grand in Vegas...
Was filled with stars…
Like Jack Nicholson, Denzel Washington...
Magic Johnson, Charles Barkley, to name a few...
And Justin Bieber & Lil W
Who escorted Mayweather in.
And you gotta know that the bets were on!
If Mayweather lost…
I’d have to slurp down 5 raw oysters…
a.k.a. giant, slimy lugies…
Makes my stomach curdle even thinking about it.
a.k.a. giant, slimy lugies…
Makes my stomach curdle even thinking about it.
If Canelo lost…
Mi amigo…
Who wanted to know what sane person eats this...
Would have to chuck down 5 pieces of pickled herring.
Finally the match began…
The tension was viscera!
Would have to chuck down 5 pieces of pickled herring.
Finally the match began…
The tension was viscera!
Both men’s records were impressive…
26 KOs ’ for Mayweather, no losses...
30 KO’s for Canelo, no losses.
It was youth (Canelo) vs age (Mayweather)…
Speed (Mayweather) vs power (Canelo)…
Speed (Mayweather) vs power (Canelo)…
And I got to say, Mayweather was awesome…
Even though he’s 36…
After 12 rounds the final decision was handed down…
YAY!!!!
Mayweather WON !
And..
YAY!!!!
No slimy lugies for me!
But mi pobre amigo…
But mi pobre amigo…
Will now have to make good on his bet…
And chuck down pickled herring—in cream sauce!
BWAH HAHAHA!
And chuck down pickled herring—in cream sauce!
BWAH HAHAHA!
And then he'll know...
Why Americanos with Swedish/Viking genes...
Can kick some serious culinary whup ass!
So?
Did you watch the fight?
And what food do you eat...
Kicks some whup ass?
Why Americanos with Swedish/Viking genes...
Can kick some serious culinary whup ass!
So?
Did you watch the fight?
And what food do you eat...
Kicks some whup ass?
Always, Em-Musing
P.S. And to all my Mexican amigos…
Happy Independence
Beginning in 1810 and 10 years of fighting..
Y'all finally whupped the Spanish's ass.
Beginning in 1810 and 10 years of fighting..
Y'all finally whupped the Spanish's ass.
8 comments:
Raw oysters are disgusting - glad you didn't have to eat any!
It would be a win-win for me since I love to eat BOTH!! lol!
Raw oysters - ick!
There's a guy at work who used to box (I really doubt on the pro or even semi-pro level), he loved it but one of his eyes is pretty messed up cause of it. His glasses has a normal lens and one has lens so thick that it looks like it could pop out.
I think you made boxing actually sound fun to me. That's how you know you're a good writer.
Me? I'm an MMA guy. I get that excited watching Anderson Silva or Jose Aldo.
Wow, no I'm not much of a boxing fan to be honest, but I always love the way you write. Have a great day!
Raw oysters? No thank you! Aaarrgh!
My hubby was up early hours of the morning - he NEVER misses the big matches...
Writer In Transit
Ooh glad you didn't need to slurp oysters. *shudder*
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