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The alphabet is a journey of 26 letters...
Each letter begins a new story. 
And so I entered…
The cabin up in Michigan…
For the MVRWA writer retreat.
Inside, a circle of women chanted…
“Stiffcock! Stiffcock! Stiffcock!”
"No Stiffcock until tonight!" the author of erotica yelled back…
“Don’t mind her,” another writer said...
She needs a little wine before she performs.” 
Performs? Oh, boy...
What kind of weirdo wackos did I get myself mixed up with?
Just as I was about to bolt…
The roomful of women shouted…
“Hi Leigh! Glad you made it. Come join us.”
And before I knew it, I followed my feet in.
After putting my things in a bedroom,
I came back out, joined the group...
And sat down next to a very normal looking women.
Curious, I asked,  “So, do you write erotica too?” 
“Oh, no. I write paranormal.” 
Lord!. What next? Seances?
“And I write sweet inspiration romances," yet another said. 
“Oh, I get it...
You all write different genres?”
“Categories, the woman said.
“We all write different category romance.”
I learned a lot that weekend,..
Not the least that the Stiffcock performance…
Was anything but erotic. 
Actually it was an hysterically funny fantasy..
Based on a story the erotica author had written.
And so…
I submitted my senses to totally enjoy…
That weekend in a cabin up in Michigan…
Amidst the company of women writers.
And the best thing that happened was…
Ta, ta, ta...tomorrow ”T” will tell you more.

Always, Em-Musing